Monday, January 26, 2009

Monkey Spanker of the Decade?



Patrick Allen reacts after Rhino (Monkey Spanker) Page Throws
a 4 pin count to lose
PBA Tournament of Champions

After Joe Ciccone missed a 2 pin last year to lose the PBA doubles tournament, I thought that was the biggest choke ever in a PBA Event. And it probably was and wrecked Ronnie Russell's year since he missed the cut line for Exempt status. But that is in the past.

Yesterday, at the HR Block Tournament of Champions another boring, boring, boring telecast until the last game. Patrick Allen and Rhino Page, supposed best friends and roommates on tour (can't they afford a single room?) (are they Butt Buddies?) faced each other in the finals.

It was a strikefest with Allen taking the early lead and the Rhino came roaring back. On a 7 bagger, Rhino needed a strike in the 10th and 9 spare to win. He pounds the hole on the first ball and now needs 9 spare to win the title and $50,000. He gets distracted by the shot clock and re-sets and then throws the shot...you knew it was wide...and he leaves the 1-3-4-7-9-10 washout ... a 4 pin count...to lose the tournament...what a douche...what a monkey spanker...think he had a good nights sleep last night?

With that in mind, I have a new poll...who is the biggest monkey spanker in recent memory. Please vote.

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