Thursday, December 11, 2008

Wazy's Rant


WHAT THE HELL IS WITH the clothing issue during league play? Let's just examine Mr. Poopy Pants and his team. First of all Lou himself, take some pride in yourself man, enough with the casino t-shirts and blemished sweatshirts. Granted, Fritz wore a pink shirt that looked worn, but was actually purchased that way. Yes I said pink. More pink than Cesar's spare ball. Back to Lou's team and Mark "I need one more X in my shirt" Kraut. My teammates pointed this one out to me last night that on his follow-through you can see a whole lot of belly overlapping the foul line. Of course I had to share this with others and they all thanked me for the image that is now firmly placed in their memory banks forever. Big Jim from Best Imaging actually asked me if I could see the pop-up turkey timer . That was funny as hell. I am not one to talk but at least my belly stays covered while bowling. For that matter, big Mike K. from Ash Trail keeps his belly covered but that's not the part we worry about with Mike. Rob, please bring back the DAMN shirt.

Just having fun on this one boys, don't get your shorts in a bunch.

That's all I got,
WAZY

16 comments:

  1. Wazy, Wazy, Wazy...you have a lot of nerve talking about fat. When was the last time you looked in the mirror? Fritz, now that was the ugliest shirt I have ever seen new or used.

    Can you believe that some douche bought that shirt? Can you believe that a store would have the nerve to sell it?

    Also, I am poor. I can't afford new shirts...thus I wear whatever I can find at Goodwill Industries or hand me downs. If you want to buy me a new shirt, I will be happy to wear it...but don't give me one of you older ones, as it will probably be big enough for me to put two of me into... \ /

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  2. Gee, I actually think I called myself out in the rant about the belly. Nice try though. Probably the most retarded comeback on the blog yet. I would give you one of my shirts but would be afraid that big mop head would stretch out the collar on the way through. \ /

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  3. I've been getting a lot of calls for donations, because of the support I've given to various groups in the past. I think we could start are own Not-For-Profit foundation and call it Bowling-For-Shirts! I'm pretty sure I have sizes for everyone if anyone needs a good polo shirt.

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  4. Wazy, what is so lame about the comeback? I realize that I don't really dress up to go bowling, but remember, when smoking was allowed you would wreck anything you wore there.

    I wasn't always such a slob...I used to be a big time executive...but I decided to take a vow of poverty...plus, if I wear the $100 shirts and the $400 slacks and the Rolex to River Rand Bowl...people would think I was an a-hole...so I keep all of that in my closet and safe.

    As far as my head fitting in your shirt...you could stick an elephant's head in your shirt...

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  5. No, The "STF" Foundation, that's better. Shirts that Fit.

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  6. Waz, if your team decides on a name change you might want to consider "GQ"!

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  7. Anyone else want a shot at this one? I'll say what you're all thinking. People already think you're a a-hole, it's not what you wear, it's just your persona. \ /

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  8. Waz...great rant. Lou...you are an idiot. sometimes you need to read before you respond.

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  9. Rob, speaking of an idiot...look in the mirror and repeat after me...I am bleeping ugly, I have a bald head, I am a douche bag, I am gay...

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  10. Okay! Who wants to grab a couple BEERS!

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  11. Ok, I admit, Delmonico, you are right, that was funny...period....but wait, there will be more...

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  12. I always get a good chuckle out of the whole thing, I hope nobody takes themselves or this column too seriously, because it should all be in good fun. Although it does get just a tad rough at times.

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  13. Waz, consider this for your next rant. What you mentioned to me on Wednesday about time taken and maybe just a general theme on our own league bowlers etiquette. I'm pretty sure you will come up with something that will once again amuse all of us. Keep up the good ranting!

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  14. Nobody takes any of this personally...Wazy knows he is fat and Rob looks like some sort of Alien from the planet Uranus. Pronounced "your anus" so if it is fact, you cant be mad...

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