Good luck to all of our bowling buddies who are now off to college for the year.
Now some of them like Sip, Gerbel (pictured at right) Andy, Steve B and others will make something of themselves, but can you believe Tommy Smith is going to college?
What is is studying "doucheology" (the Art of being a douche) or studying to be a bowling pro shop finger insert technician?
He is on a bowling scholarship...which is miracle enough but how did he get into college? Maybe he told them his IQ was the same as his average and the University of Douche Technology believed him...can't wait to see how long he lasts...see you at Thanksgiving Tommy...you big douche. Remember 2+2=4...