Monday, December 3, 2007

Walter Ray and Diandra Asbaty win the Great Lakes Open

Diandra Asbaty - Great Rack, excellent Tush...
but that hair...

I just bought a new HD TV...you say big deal...you say so what...but I have a reason to be telling you. Bowling is broadcast in HD and the picture quality is amazing so after watching yesterday here are my thoughts.

From the Neck Down, Diandra Asbaty is a total fox...big rack, (nice one at that), nice tush, but since I have only seen her in pictures and from afar on TV, I thought she was much better looking than what I saw yesterday. Either she had really bad make-up or she is just average looking...now granted she looks good in photos and looks 100 times better than Shannon Plulhosky and the HeShe Tish Johnson...

But in real HD...what a disappointment, she is not good looking...her hair looks like a scarecrows and that color...looks like she went to a barber college and asked them to color it with whatever hair color they were throwing out...and that neck...looks like an ostrich...now back to bowling...

The broads put on a really good match again...Carolyn Dorin-Ballard, who is the real thing had Diandra against the ropes until she left a 4/9...Diandra, stepped up and put it to her..the no bull-dyker women are fun to watch, as they are emotional and seem to really like each other. How about a woman's match per week...one match is enough for me...

Walter Ray, what can you say...now he got pretty lucky against Mike Scroggins, (think he gets any puss?) with a very lucky strike in the messenger and the light hit on the second ball in the 10 and Scroggins solid seven pin...but when it came time to pound the piss out of his Opponent...he steps up and boom...wow...he is almost as good as C Butthole-Man

3 comments:

  1. Yeah, I have to agree with the editor. I couldn't get enough of Diandra's bod, but she looked like the Joker from Batman with her makeup. She's still hot however. AND WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ESPN TO NOT SHOW SCROGGINS FACE UP CLOSE OR NOT AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER. OMG, IS HE UGLY! And I nearly fell out of my chair in laughter when he missed yet another 1 pin spare. Then he blamed the conditions...plastic throwing it straight at the pin and he blames the conditions for missing it...WHAT A DOUCHE!

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  2. Great analysis of the women Lou!I think it was the bad Pat Benetar haircut that did it for Diane Asbaty. Hey Lou, send me a copy of the PBA computerized analysis logarithm that you used so I can win week 12 of the fantasy league.

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  3. The reason they did a close up on Scroggins...is because of the douche bags in the crowd waving and making faces again.

    As far as Diandra you are correct that Pat Benetar haircut...how ugly was that...and that shirt...yeah nice and tight to show off the taters but brown and baby blue...she must be a Pollock...

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