Monday, December 17, 2007

Computerized Analysis Rules - Lou V Wins Weekly PBA Fantasy League Again!!!

He was mocked by Wazy, he is taunted by Tittie and all of the other league members may be jealous, but Lou V did it again...winning the weekly PBA Fantasy league for the 3rd week in a row.

"I keep the same line-up week to week", "There is no need to keep changing", said Wazy...4th place finisher. How retarded is that?

"In order to achieve my fantasy league goals, I need to process the numbers through the LouDoo, PBA Fantasy League, Bio-metric, custom developed, Access Data base that takes into account, surface condition, temperature, humidity and how many beers the bowlers had the night before to come up with my predictions" said Lou V.

It seems to be working as he has won 3 weeks in a row. Here are the scores:

Rank

Name

Week 8

1

Lou V

95,381.90

2

Sip

85,498.20

3

Tittie

76,928.50

4

Wazy

70,521.50

5

PJ

60,860.50

6

Dee

60,166.50

7

Mike D.

48,728.50

8

DenPin

47,034.00

9

Kool Aid

35,025.00


Year to date results:

Sip continues to lead but PJ, Tittie, Lou and Mike D are hot on his heels. Lou has jumped three spots in three weeks...and is now only 4,000 points behind arch nemesis Tittie....and kicking Wazy's ass by almost 40,000!!!! Take that bitch...

Rank

Name

Totals

1

Sip

606,508.15

2

PJ

572,282.92

3

Tittie

561,917.42

4

Lou V

557,709.40

5

Mike D.

546,988.09

6

Wazy

519,277.74

7

Kool Aid

490,117.50

8

DenPin

483,772.50

1 comment:

  1. It is truly amazing Lou! You are the master. Three (3) weeks in a row!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!! You could try marketing that formula. I know at least one person that would buy it. But, the question is; Do you have it in you to finish at the top? Is Lou Vaselli the real deal or is it all just a big fantasy in his head. Stay tuned as the league takes a break for the holidays.

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