Tuesday, November 27, 2007

C. Butt Hole-Man Wins Doubles Again...

C. Butt Hole-man Gets a new Hair Doo
and cleans up Monday


Monday, C. Butt Hole-man said that I never say anything nice about him on the blog...so! There really isn't much good to say about him most times. He is a big douche...but even I have to give credit where credit is due.

Super Secretary Mike Lease keeps the coolest records for his doubles pots. He knows who has won every penny for the last x amount of years...as he has a printed list in a three ring notebook encased in plastic that lists the amount of $ won by each bowler from year to year and for all time.

Now C. Butt used to get into doubles with 30 guys or more, which is retarded...kind of like buying $100 in lottery tickets...the odds blow...but this is America...you are free to be stupid but anyway, C. Butt his cut down on his number of partners. This year, he claims that he gets in with only a "few" partners...what 20 instead of 30...but whatever he is doing...it is working as he won doubles again last night and has won more $$ this year than anybody by at least double (get it)? ....It makes me sick but I have to say, Great going Hole-Man There I said it...something nice...Here were last nights winners:

Doubles:

C. Butt Hole-man/Max - 529
Pat King/Donald David - 525
Pat King/Steve Turk - 517


Mystery Pot

The pot has not been won all year...so C. Butt Hole-man, runner of most pots, had a Polish Girl from lanes 21/22 pick the number...247...guess who shot 247...? HOLE-MAN. What the F__K is that? Now I realize that C. Butt is one of the most honest guys going so there were not non-sense going on but wow...what a night...too bad I left early and didn't have a chance to extricate him of some of that cash getting 60 pins from him in pot games...

I left early so I have no other pot results...(have a bad cold)...

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