Friday, August 17, 2007

Marketing 101

Another brilliant Idea by the PBA

You are suddenly elected the Marketing Director for the PBA. It is your job to sell the 4 week womens tour to corporate sponsors...They say, "you have got to be kidding" and being the great salesman that you are, and you tell the sponsors, " will be on ESPN", and you show them the the following photo and tell them these are the best woman bowlers on earth and you should sponsor them...

The sponsors think you are on "crack"... and send you packing...

Now you have to get creative and figure out what sponsors would possibly spend their money and showcase their products with this bunch of mutts...let's see......who can you call?...

1. Plastic Surgeons
2. Weight loss specialists
3. Lesbian Bars
4. Facial Hair removal clinics
5. Stretch pants manufacturers
6. Gay Pride Parade organizers
7. Makeover specialists
8. Gay Life Magazine
9. Masengill Douche (no better not...they may think some of them are really men).

Yeah...that's it...I want my products showcased by a bunch of he-shes and or 2 are not skanks...but come on...who is going to watch this joke...if I want to see a bunch of "women?" who were never asked to their senior proms, I will go to Wal-Mart on a Saturday and hang out at the snack bar...

This is really, really sad...

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