Thursday, May 3, 2007
Reinfart Moving to GayTona, Florida - Buys a Double Wide
In his final act, Mr. Secretary, Reinfart announced that he will not be back and is moving to Florida.
He is buying a double wide trailer, knocking out a few front teeth and packing up the Pontiac to move to GayTona, Florida.
He has lined up a job at Disney World as a porter, cleaning up cigarette butts and discarded candy wrappers. He is scheduled to be working 12 hours a day in 95 plus degree heat.
After he shrivels down to 90 pounds, he will have to quit, get a second mortgage on the double wide for spending money, sell the Pontiac, buy a used Ford pick-up and get food stamps like the rest of the "locals".
He will be missed, but we won't miss him winning all of the pots!!!
Posted by Lou V. at 10:47 PM