Thursday, May 3, 2007

Reinfart Moving to GayTona, Florida - Buys a Double Wide


In his final act, Mr. Secretary, Reinfart announced that he will not be back and is moving to Florida.

He is buying a double wide trailer, knocking out a few front teeth and packing up the Pontiac to move to GayTona, Florida.

He has lined up a job at Disney World as a porter, cleaning up cigarette butts and discarded candy wrappers. He is scheduled to be working 12 hours a day in 95 plus degree heat.

After he shrivels down to 90 pounds, he will have to quit, get a second mortgage on the double wide for spending money, sell the Pontiac, buy a used Ford pick-up and get food stamps like the rest of the "locals".

He will be missed, but we won't miss him winning all of the pots!!!

2 comments:

  1. Thanks for the love Lou. Let me remember...ummm...how's your job working out Lou? I can put a recommendation in for you at Disney. LOL!!!

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  2. Very funny...remember, you can use a power washer to clean the double wide. Just don't spray too hard...

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